Patch Notes v2025.10.30

Patch Notes
Written By Mitchell Console

✨ New Features

  • Blog Framework Deployed
Squarespace template selected after extensive rage-testing. Final choice: Paloma. May contain traces of regret.
  • README Activated
About page now live. Includes lore, sarcasm, and a few real facts. No refunds.
  • Legal.md Online
Privacy, terms, and disclaimers consolidated into one glorious wall of text. Soul warranties not included.

🐛 Bug Fixes

  • Fixed an issue where tone was too professional. Now 20% more chaotic-neutral.
  • Resolved a bug where footer navigation lacked irony.
  • Corrected alignment of existential dread. Now properly left-justified.

🧪 Experimental Features

  • Humor Engine v1.0
Unstable. May produce puns, dad jokes, or philosophical spirals.
  • PatchSync Personality Module
Syncing blog tone with brainwaves. Results may vary.

⚠️ Known Issues

  • Emotional latency spikes during template swaps.
  • Footer nav may contain sarcasm overload.
  • Meaning of life still unresolved. ETA: unknown.
  • Mitchell’s creative bursts may cause CSS breakpoints.

📅 Upcoming Content

  • First post: “Why My Brain Runs on Changelog Logic”. Includes emotional commits and rollback strategies.
  • Further UI updates because let’s be honest, it isn’t great.
  • More avatars, more remixes, more caffeine. Possibly fewer bugs. No promises.
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